There is no reason for a single man to be driving around in an SUV. None. I am sorry your penis is small. Really. But you aren't fooling anyone. In fact it just makes you look ridiculous. It is financially wasteful, a complete waste of gas in this time of gas crisis, way too much car for your needs and, most importantly, environmentally irresponsible.
There should be laws about how big a car you can drive. You should have to justify your reasons for purchasing such ridiculously large vehicle...."small penis" would not qualify you.
You've got the money, GET A HYBRID!